The vanity bone

I’m having my portrait taken tomorrow by LeeAnn. I’m so nervous. My one, singular vanity bone, the one that’s been hiding under 20 pounds of fat for several years has come out and is doing some major overhauling today. I dyed my hair and bleached my teeth and trimmed hairs. I tried to come up with ways to get rid of atleast 10 pounds but had to just give up on that one. I’m kinda freaking out. She promises to be gentle, but its not her I’m worried about, its me. We’re taking pictures at my painting studio so I can paint and pretend she’s not really there.


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