goodbye nice office

I knew it couldn’t last forever. I am getting kicked out of my office with a view. They want to use it for interviewing potential condidates or something. For my final three weeks here, I will spend my time in a large area full of folding tables where it is not safe to leave my purse out. For consolation, I ate a free leftover meeting sandwich. It was soggy, but still free, and free usually tastes pretty good.

My tactless project manager announced to me in front of my team that they won’t be extending my contract. I said that I couldn’t take it anymore anyway. I think this jarred him. Then I clarified that I was taking 4 classes.

I am officially done on March 31st. Then I will die my hair bright pink and take walks in nature. The butterflies will flitter around me and I will sing with the voice of an angel across green, green meadows, sprinkled with a raindow of wildflowers. My flowing dress, will wave in the wind like some sort of flag of freedom, and all will be right with the world.


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