I have been at my contract for 3.5 months and have not had my own account logins to vital parts of my job, I have been mascarading as other people. Today I got an email that someone requested an account for me. This tickled me as I have only a couple weeks left here. Here is my response:

“Thanks, wow, maybe I will be come a real person by my last day. Like Pinnochio! I sure hope I don’t get eaten by a whale.”