Yeah actually, prescription this whole thing does remind me of a bad Disney movie script. Like:
“Baby boy falls out of a canoe, is raised by dogs in the Alaskan wilderness becomes president of the United States and finds a cure for gayness and homelessness.”
“Sweet little Walmart cashier girl with a cute figure falls into a ditch, discovers a secret tunnel to the White House, and through her charm and powers of persuasion, she convinces America to get back to the good ole days of church going and potluck picnics with their neighbors, therefore (automagically) solving world hunger and global warming.”
Yeah, this is a fun game. Got any more for me?